Anssi
Anssi is a Finnish physician and wannabe local politicians. He is notable for being one of the few Finns in the group and certainly the only non-white Finn. His other claim to fame is being a mixed member of the group but not making $375K like Dylan.
Early Life
[edit]Anssi was born in Finland to a Finnish mother and Nigerian father, and has a little brother who is not nearly as terminally online as Anssi is. Like most brown people born in Finland in the 1990’s he was bullied relentlessly throughout primary school, but was lucky enough to hit a growth spurt which put an end to such silliness.
He went to an International Baccalaureate class in high school - which quite frankly - explains why he is the way he is (i.e. an insufferable know-it-all, as former IB students tend to be).
He completed a year of Finnish military conscription training in 2013-2014 becoming a Medical NCO of the reserves. Immediately after being discharged he moved to Estonia to study medicine with Soviet characteristics in the University of Tartu. Graduating in 2020.
Minority Status
[edit]He is an afro-finn, globally a group so rare they technically count as a statistical error, but which has an excessively large visibility in Finland compared to their share of the population. He is a fan of saunas, but his minority status becomes evident by his refusal to skinny dip in frozen lakes like his countrymen.
Political Career
[edit]It is presumptuous to call it a career. He is merely a deputy of an actual politician. Barely attended any actual meetings and his political impact is limited mostly to whining about taxes online.
He is a member of the Finnish Center-Right Coalition party, but claim to be a centrist, babbling something about the country being so left wing that a center-right party there is actually centrist everywhere else.
Political Views
[edit]Other than his hatred for taxes Anssi’s most notable political views are a vehement hatred of the Russian state, anti-vaxxers and extremist political reactionaries. Annoyingly it is difficult to determine what he is FOR. Ironically some might argue that his hatred for some of these things border on reactionary status.