Editing Jannies

Jannies are the subhuman individuals responsible for moderating The Centrist Chads. 'Moderating' is however a strong and inaccurate term in this case as the Jannies do not actually do any work. 

=== Etymology ===
'Jannies' is the plural of 'Janny' which is an English word that comes from the Middle English word 'Janitor,' meaning 'fat useless sack of shit.' 

=== Admins ===
An admin, or 'superjanny,' is a chief janny, or janny king, if you will. They rule over an empire of jannies and seek to oppress the Chads through deletions, blocks, bans and temp bans. However, just like their minions, the jannies, admins are incredibly lazy and their efforts are usually to no avail. If by some miracle their fat fingers actually manage to press the buttons necessary to ban a Chad, the Chad will either come back with an [[alt]] account or simply stop caring and go outside and [[Touch grass]].

=== The Centrist Chadmins ===
The Centrist Chadmins is the name of a rumoured private group where the admins hang out. If true, that single obvious pun is the most creative thing the jannies and superjannies have ever come up with in their worthless janny lives. As you might expect from a group populated entirely by superjannies, it is empty, boring, and poorly moderated. The few posts that exist are utterly devoid of value or humour. 

A typical post in the Centrist Chadmins consists of an image of a profile and accompanying brag about why that superjanny declined to accept that person to the group. The other superjannies will then praise the first superjanny for having achieved something that day. Typically the person in the profile will be visibly handsome or pretty and surrounded by friends in their profile picture. It really doesn't take a non-janny-level IQ to figure out why the superjanny declined the application. 

=== Good jannies ===
There are no good jannies as a dead janny stops being a janny upon death. 

=== Jannies who think they are good ===
Some jannies are vaguely aware of how useless they are. These jannies will say 'oh, I don't actually do any moderation haha, I'm not one of them. I'm different.' Reply to them by asking 'so why even be a janny, in that case?' They will not have a good answer because they are not good people. 

=== Erections ===
[[Some people]] theorise that if you were to demod a janny they would no longer be able to maintain an erection or whatever the female version of an erection is. For this reason, out of sympathy, the existence of jannies and superjannies must be permitted until such a time as a cure is available.