Editing Cyril

Cyril is a French member of the Centrist Chads. He is best known for doing French stuff and being French. He has largely made Frenchness his personality and often defends his behaviour or opinions by saying 'well, I'm French.' Somehow he is still a fairly affable and popular character.

===Early life===
Cyril is of non-French origin. His surname is Tunisian Arab, although he describes it as 'Amazigh' like every other secular Tunisian whose family hasn't had a Berber speaker in thirteen generations. He refuses to disclose the rest of his ancestry.
===Relationship with Emma===
Cyril did the impossible and actually successfully had sex with someone he met through the Centrist Chads. Unfortunately, this person was a woman and even more unfortunately, she was French. Amusingly, despite looking strongly Vietnamese, Emma is one of the more outspoken <s>hardcore racist</s> right-wing anti-immigrant Chadettes whilst Cyril is quite left-wing. Emma ultimately left Cyril to go to her spiritual homeland, Berlin, whilst Cyril remained in France, doing French things like posting about getting pegged.

Rumours that Emma was only into Cyril because he is an Arab and that made her feel dirtier are unfounded, according to Emma.

Still, he did post a photo of them at a beach topless together. That was pretty cool.
===Women===
Cyril embodies the <s>Arab</s> French spirit of having as much sex as he can and talking about it constantly. He enjoys posing difficult philosophical questions such as 'have you been pegged?' 'If a girl asked, would you let her peg you?' 'Do you like pegging porn?' and suchlike. Imagine your average <s>Arab</s> French stereotype and then add the ability to speak great English. That, in essence, is Cyril.
===Career===
Cyril works no more than 6 and a half hours per week, spending the rest of his time chasing Nazi e-girls or posting about chasing Nazi e-girls. This makes him the hardest working man in metropolitan France. Credit must also be given to Cyril for defiling Aryan women with his Arab cock.
===Physiqueposting===
Cyril has posted physique. Although his physique is fairly mid he has sought to distract attention from it by posing with topless women. As we are all extremely gay, this has met with no success.
===Selected quotes===
"Hon hon, je suis Francais, j'hai un tour eiffel dans mes pantalons pour vous."

"Je m'appelle Cyril et je voudrais avoir le sex avec toi. J'adore le sex. Sex sex sex!"

"J'aime le pegging. S'il vous plaît, Mademoiselle, peggez-moi."

"Une philosophe français de gauche et une fille du 11 annes entrent dans un bar. Je sais parce que j'ai lu son livre."