Editing M.A. Younes (section)

== Religion ==
Some say M.A is a very moderate, left-leaning, fully assimilated, liberal-minded Muslim. However, this is inaccurate, as he is in fact a Shiite. If you couldn't tell this from him being a Lebanese in diaspora called Muhammad, then a quick glance at his facebook page would do the trick. M.A cannot go more than 36 hours without posting some soppy fanboy panegyric about <s>his lord and saviour</s> just a really great, mortal guy called Ali that he totally does '''not''' worship as divine. If Mohammad -the actual prophet of Islam - is mentioned, it is only in relation to Ali. For example, M.A might post 'Mohammad said Ali was his bestest best friend' or 'Mohammad said Ali was the fastest guy in all of Mecca' or 'Mohammad said he would drag his balls over a mile of broken glass just to lick Ali's creampie out of his least favourite camel.' Remember, kids, Shiites are real monotheists, just like actual Muslims. 

Still, props must be given to him for fasting during Ramadan in solidarity with all the Muslim Chads.