imported>Physiqueposter: Created page with "M.A. Younes is an Arab chad from Lebanon maybe, but he lives in Canada currently. Maybe he was even born there. It doesn't really matter. He is extremely nice and well regarded multilingual man but I am still going to talk smack about him for the next 500 or so words. == Name == M.A's name is most likely Muhammad or some variant thereof because he's a non-Christian Arab and that's how Arabs name their kids. == Religion == Some say M.A is a very moderate, left-leaning,..."

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Created page with "M.A. Younes is an Arab chad from Lebanon maybe, but he lives in Canada currently. Maybe he was even born there. It doesn't really matter. He is extremely nice and well regarded multilingual man but I am still going to talk smack about him for the next 500 or so words. == Name == M.A's name is most likely Muhammad or some variant thereof because he's a non-Christian Arab and that's how Arabs name their kids. == Religion == Some say M.A is a very moderate, left-leaning,..."

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M.A. Younes is an Arab chad from Lebanon maybe, but he lives in Canada currently. Maybe he was even born there. It doesn't really matter. He is extremely nice and well regarded multilingual man but I am still going to talk smack about him for the next 500 or so words.

== Name ==
M.A's name is most likely Muhammad or some variant thereof because he's a non-Christian Arab and that's how Arabs name their kids.

== Religion ==
Some say M.A is a very moderate, left-leaning, fully assimilated, liberal-minded Muslim. However, this is inaccurate, as he is in fact a Shiite. If you couldn't tell this from him being a Lebanese in diaspora called Muhammad, then a quick glance at his facebook page would do the trick. M.A cannot go more than 36 hours without posting some soppy fanboy panegyric about <s>his lord and saviour</s> just a really great, mortal guy called Ali that he totally does '''not''' worship as divine. If Mohammad -the actual prophet of Islam - is mentioned, it is only in relation to Ali. For example, M.A might post 'Mohammad said Ali was his bestest best friend' or 'Mohammad said Ali was the fastest guy in all of Mecca' or 'Mohammad said he would drag his balls over a mile of broken glass just to lick Ali's creampie out of his least favourite camel.' Remember, kids, Shiites are real monotheists, just like actual Muslims.

Still, props must be given to him for fasting during Ramadan in solidarity with all the Muslim Chads.

== Pokemon ==
Apart from heresy, M.A's other religion is a Japanese cartoon and trading card game known as Pokemon. Pokemon is extremely important to M.A. as it forms a majority of his personality. He even wishes to be known as 'the Pokemon Chad' for some reason and has suggested the Chads need 'a Pokemon trainer.' Bruh, Pokemon is not real. Admittedly, Mohammed is a pretty basic-bitch first name but we're not calling you 'the Pokemon Chad' either. Poke yourself some bitches and put your trainers on some grass.

== Harry Potter ==
As far as we know, M.A has read exactly 7 books, all penned by the mighty TERF of TERFs, JK Rowling. It is unlikely he has read the Quran, as he is a Shiite, and it is unlikely he has had time to read any other books at all, as he spends hours a day posting claptrap about these ones. These normally take the form of Tumblr posts in which the author writes a brief dialogue between some of the main characters of the saga. Whilst this may ''sound'' cringe, it is, we assure you, much cringier than what it sounds like.

== Physique ==
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